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Wednesday, February 22, 2012
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SGT Chris Baker
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 SGT Baker hails from The Great State of Texas (Hook ‘Em!). After a 2010 encounter with a gang of squirrels, that can only be described here as horrifically life-altering, SGT Baker was relocated joining the AFN Wiesbaden team in what some believe to be a Squirrel Witness Protection Program or Swap as it’s commonly known. While he loves playing hide-and-seek alone and refuses to wear two of the same socks SGT Baker’s biggest passions include sports (All of them) and music…and food…and things that are green…and laughing at any and everything. SGT Baker is also known by his weekend/party moniker The Bruce. The Bruce is the most amazing man to ever live. Being near The Bruce makes you better at life and hearing The Bruce speak inspires a yearning in one’s soul to be awesome. Side effects of over-exposure to The Bruce include but are not limited to; A desire to reach an unattainable level of awesomeness, sporadic ear bleeds, memory loss (usually for a period no less than 4 hours), over-hydration, increased vocabulary, rivers of tears and in some rare cases hypnosis may occur. The Bruce’s main goal in life aligns with SGT Baker’s in that they both wish to rid the world of the Squirrel’s tyrannical rule which will of course help prevent, or at the very least delay, the Zombie apocalypse. Remember they are everywhere.
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